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Masks worn by doctors during the Plague. The protective suit of the plague doctor consisted of a heavy fabric overcoat that was waxed, a mask with glass eye openings and a cone nose shaped like a beak to hold scented substances and straw.

dichotomized:

Masks worn by doctors during the Plague. The protective suit of the plague doctor consisted of a heavy fabric overcoat that was waxed, a mask with glass eye openings and a cone nose shaped like a beak to hold scented substances and straw.

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

I hope my army of pigeons poop on your Jack White records

yourgaydad:

I hope birds peck away at your eyes and fuckin mac demarco or some shit tells you he hates you 

This means war, I shall inform my pigeon brethren that that time for battle is nigh

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

red-lipstick:

Frans van Tartwijk (b. 1963, Netherlands) - Encore, 2013    Paintings: Acrylics, Watercolors and Oil Pastels on Paper

red-lipstick:

Frans van Tartwijk (b. 1963, Netherlands) - Encore, 2013    Paintings: Acrylics, Watercolors and Oil Pastels on Paper

veggietrain:

lean green spleen machine

veggietrain:

lean green spleen machine

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

Birds are kick ass, be nice to birds!

yourgaydad:

fulkpunk:

yourgaydad:

fulkpunk:

yourgaydad:

no fuck birds birds are fucking awful and can lick my shoe

Birds are fucking dinosaurs, dinosaurs are kick ass, and I’ll fight you if you think otherwise

no they are dirty and i don’t trust their movements and their gross ass eyes and fuckin beaks and wings and it especially freaks me out that they are derived from dinos and when they are dead NAH SON FUCK EM KEEP THEM FAR FROM ME

I will buy you a ostrich for your birthday and if you are mean to it, it can kick the shot outta you

if that thing comes within fucking 40 feet of me i will send someone to send it on fire so help me god

I’m going to ride an ostrich to your house and carry a cage of pigeons to poop on everything you love

Birds are kick ass, be nice to birds!

yourgaydad:

fulkpunk:

yourgaydad:

no fuck birds birds are fucking awful and can lick my shoe

Birds are fucking dinosaurs, dinosaurs are kick ass, and I’ll fight you if you think otherwise

no they are dirty and i don’t trust their movements and their gross ass eyes and fuckin beaks and wings and it especially freaks me out that they are derived from dinos and when they are dead NAH SON FUCK EM KEEP THEM FAR FROM ME

I will buy you a ostrich for your birthday and if you are mean to it, it can kick the shot outta you

Birds are kick ass, be nice to birds!

yourgaydad:

no fuck birds birds are fucking awful and can lick my shoe

Birds are fucking dinosaurs, dinosaurs are kick ass, and I’ll fight you if you think otherwise

awesomedigitalart:

Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl by Abigail Dela Cruz

tumblr - prints - deviantart

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besweetordie:

All I want is a life without parties.